Good afternoon, friends -
I just saw this on Facebook and HAD to share...in part because we are just a wee bit away from the first day of spring and another major snowstorm is heading our way.
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders.....
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you live in New England.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England. (He didn't mention the flipflop thing...)
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England. (Is there another way?)
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England. (That's for sure - it's been the weather here for the past month!)
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England. (Getting ready for that tomorrow...)